Sex Position: Joystick Joyride

‘Tis the season for giving, unwrapping, and unadulterated joy. We’ve taken inspiration from all of your favourite festive moments: the carols, the chaos, the cosy nights in - and turned them into five positions guaranteed to make you feel like the main character in your own Christmas rom-com.

Santa’s Little Helper

Grab a chair, sit your partner down and climb on top. This is your stage. The movement’s all about rhythm, pressure, and maintaining eye contact that could melt ice caps. The control is entirely yours; you set the tempo, decide when to stop, grind slowly or pick up the pace. The best bit? You’re in charge and you get to watch their every reaction.

Perfect for: those who love to tease.

Festive tip: Wear a sexy Santa dress and make it a performance.

Rockin’ Around The Christmas Tree

Pressed up against the wall (or a very sturdy Christmas tree if you’re brave), this standing position is for body heat and eye contact. Wrap your legs around your partner’s waist, using their shoulders for balance. Lap up every stroke whilst you gaze at each other under the glow of the fairy lights. This one is slow, rhythmic, and full of tension until you’re ready for the big finish.

Perfect for: date nights when you can’t even wait to make it to the bedroom.

Festive tip: Start this one with some naughty games first to get into the mood.

Silent Night

For when you should be quiet. Both lying on your sides with your bodies pressed together, begin to explore each other with your hands. With the one behind taking the lead, set the pace with slow, steady thrusts with your member or hands, building a delicious tension until staying quiet is no longer an option.

Perfect for: lazy mornings or post-party cuddling.

Festive tip: use a bullet vibrator between you for extra tingle.

All I Want For Christmas Is You

Sometimes, the most powerful moments are the most simple. Missionary gets a bad rap, but when you throw a slow pace, deep eye contact, and lots of kissing, it becomes the most romantic position of all. Throw on some sexy festive nightwear, wrap your legs around them, pull them close, and move like you’ve got nowhere else to be (because you don’t).

Perfect for: connection, fuzzy feelings and pure euphoria.

Festive tip: Add some candlelight and soft music for the ultimate romantic session. Bonus points if there’s Mariah Carey playing softly in the background.

Wreck the halls

This position is for those who love to eat, and those who love to be eaten: for the couples who can’t keep their hands off each other once the fairy lights go up. This is your go-to move when things get a little too merry and bright. Wrap your lover up in rope or handcuffs mid-Christmas decorating, exploring their body with your tongue. Don’t stop until you’ve given plenty of licks, flicks and enough laps of the tongue to make them see stars.

Perfect for: those who want a spicy twist on their traditional decoration day.

Festive tip: Use fairy lights to wrap them up for a full festive theme.

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