Sex Positions: Wuthering Heights Edition

‘Tis the season of Romanticism. Wuthering Heights is back and storming its way into the cultural conversation with all of the unapologetic, passionate yearning that Emily Brontë intended. That’s why we’re inviting lovers everywhere to take a leaf out of the Regency playbook with our take on 19th-century-inspired sex positions, because Heathcliff and Catherine didn’t do ordinary love. They did all-consuming, feral love.

The Heathcliff Hold

A fierce, grounding embrace rooted in dominance and devotion, mirroring Heathcliff's possessive nature, where one lover looms protectively over the other, as if daring the world, or the weather, to interfere.

One partner sits while the other sits on top, using their hands to roam freely. Perfect for couples who prefer their passion intense, unyielding and a little unhinged, this pose channels Heathcliff’s brooding presence and refusal to let go.

Enhance it with: A cock ring for intensity, or a vibrator held between you both for a moor-shattering orgasm.

The Windswept & Horny

Inspired by Catherine Earnshaw’s fierce declaration of love, this pose is all about possession and pull - one partner drawn upward, the other anchored firmly to the earth below.

It’s dramatic, grounding, and emotionally charged, ideal for lovers who believe that true passion should feel inevitable, not polite.

One partner lies back propped up by their arms, grounded and steady, while the other kneels over them, facing away. This one is all about being naughty and letting your partner watch the show.

Enhance in with: A wand vibrator for a show-stopping performance with a crotchless body to drive them wild.

The Moors Embrace

Low, close and deeply entwined, this position mirrors lovers collapsing into one another on the windswept moors, with nothing but heather and heartbreak beneath them.

A slower, more intimate option, it’s for couples who like their romance that lingers like mist over the heath. Think of this more as an intense make-out position before you get into one of our other steamy suggestions.

Enhance it with: massage oil for slow, sensual foreplay.

The Tempest Tangle

Limbs entwined in beautiful disarray, this pose channels lovers caught mid-storm, tangled together as if the wind itself has swept them off their feet. One lover lies on their back, with the other on top, holding the other’s leg in the air, allowing for a deeper, hotter penetration guaranteed to give Heathcliff-Catherine level intensity.

It’s passionate and slightly chaotic, perfect for couples who like their romance to feel wild, breathless, and impossible to resist.

Enhance it with: Sexy music and lights turned low.

The Upside-Down Earnshaw

Dramatic and daring, this position sees one partner lifted and overturned, echoing the emotional upheaval that defines Catherine’s story - love that turns everything upside down and calls it destiny. One lover hangs upside down whilst the other supports their weight and enjoys the view/unique eating-out position.

It’s bold, playful, and full of energy, best for lovers who believe that a little chaos keeps things interesting.

Enhance it with: any toy of your choice to tease the upside-down partner into orgasm oblivion.

The soul of my soul

Low, close and impossible to untangle, inspired by Catherine’s famous declaration - a connection that feels less like choice and more like fate.

It’s intense and all-consuming, perfect for couples who believe love should feel fated, not fleeting. This is missionary-gone-Bronte.

Enhance it with: Nipple clamps for a kinky twist.

The Forbidden Parlour

A moment stolen indoors, where tension simmers beneath polite surroundings - mirroring the contrast between wild passion and drawing-room restraint.

For couples who enjoy a hint of rebellion with their romance, it channels the novel’s themes of desire that defies rules, reason and restraint. Lay your lover on a table and go to work, the more public the space, the naughtier.

Enhance it with: a bondage outfit to dial up the naughtiness.

Love,

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