Penis Pasta

$ 6.99
Item No. 31733
4.6 out of 5 Customer Rating 29 Reviews
  • In Stock
$ 6.99
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Discreet delivery and Billing
All orders are sent in plain packaging your bank statement will read 'AS Ltd'
Discreet delivery and Billing
All orders are sent in plain packaging your bank statement will read 'AS Ltd'
Discreet delivery and Billing
All orders are sent in plain packaging your bank statement will read 'AS Ltd'
Discreet delivery and Billing
All orders are sent in plain packaging your bank statement will read 'AS Ltd'

**Limited Quantity of 1 per customer

Our famous Penis Pasta - it's hysterical and completely delicious! Perfect for dinner parties, girls' nights in or any occasion - whip up your favourite pasta dish and see if your guests notice...

Penis Pasta is now temporarily back in stock! Before you all rush to fill up your cupboards, please note that stock is very limited and it's only 1 box per customer. Don’t worry though we have more stock arriving daily so you can still get creative in the kitchen with your recipes. Remember to tag us in your Penis Pasta posts for your chance to be featured!

  • - 200g box of penis shaped pasta
  • - Makes a great cheeky gift
  • - Contains: 100% Durum Wheat Semolina

UK Delivery

 

 
STANDARD DELIVERY - 3 WORKING DAYS - £3.99
FREE WHEN YOU SPEND OVER
£40
Order before 6pm for delivery within 3 working days
Delivery excludes Sundays and bank holidays
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CLICK & COLLECT - Currently Unavailable

NEXT DAY DELIVERY - £5.95
FREE WHEN YOU SPEND OVER £65
Order any time before 6pm for delivery the next working day
Orders placed after 6pm, Friday, will be delivered the following Monday
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SATURDAY DELIVERY - Currently Unavailable

 

International Delivery

Browsing from outside the UK? Shipping costs will be calculated at checkout. Click here for international Customer Services.

Browsing in the UK and shipping internationally? See below for international delivery options.

International Standard Tracked

Republic of Ireland - £5.99
Delivered within 5-7 working days

USA & Eurozone A - £7.99
Delivered within 5-15 working days

Australia, Canada, Hong Kong, New Zealand & Eurozone B - £10.99
Delivered within 5-15 working days

Rest of the World - £14.99
Delivered within 5-15 working days

International Express Tracked

Republic of Ireland - £13.99
Delivered within 4-5 working days

USA & Eurozone A - £14.99
Delivered within 4-7 working days

Australia, Canada, Hong Kong, New Zealand & Eurozone B - £14.99
Delivered within 4-7 working days

Rest of the World - £19.99
Delivered within 4-7 working days

Eurozone A countries: Austria, Croatia, Belgium, Czech Republic, France, Germany, Italy, The Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Spain.

Eurozone B countries: Bulgaria, Denmark, Sweden, Estonia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Slovenia, Switzerland.

 

See our Delivery & Returns page for more information

All orders are dispatched in discreet, unbranded packaging for your privacy, and will show as 'AS Ltd' on your bank statement.