Micro Penis Mug

$ 14.00
Item No. 2002040NO_SIZE
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$ 14.00
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Discreet delivery and Billing
All orders are sent in plain packaging your bank statement will read 'AS Ltd'
Discreet delivery and Billing
All orders are sent in plain packaging your bank statement will read 'AS Ltd'
Discreet delivery and Billing
All orders are sent in plain packaging your bank statement will read 'AS Ltd'
Discreet delivery and Billing
All orders are sent in plain packaging your bank statement will read 'AS Ltd'

Size matters…but only when it comes to what mug to put your tea in and we’ve got the perfect mug for you. The phallic pattern is juuuust about subtle enough to get away with. This many penis’ are always better than one, but no number of dick will be better than a cuppa.

  • - Micro penis repeat pattern
  • - W = 83mm
  • - H = 95mm
  • - Suitable for microwave and dishwasher use
  • - Wash before use

UK Delivery

STANDARD DELIVERY - 3 WORKING DAYS - £3.99
FREE WHEN YOU SPEND OVER
£40
Order before 6pm for delivery within 3 working days
Delivery excludes Sundays and bank holidays
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NEXT DAY DELIVERY - £5.95
FREE WHEN YOU SPEND OVER £65
Order any time before 6pm for delivery the next working day
Orders placed after 6pm, Friday, will be delivered the following Monday
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CLICK & COLLECT - 3-5 WORKING DAYS - FREE
Order before 9pm to collect in-store within 3-5 working days
We'll email you when your order is ready to collect
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POST OFFICE COLLECT - 3 WORKING DAYS - £3.99
FREE WHEN YOU SPEND OVER £40
Order before 6pm for delivery within 3 working days
Delivery excludes Sundays and bank holidays
You'll receive an email when your order is ready to collect


International Delivery

Browsing from outside the UK? Shipping costs will be calculated at checkout. Click here for international Customer Services.

Browsing in the UK and shipping internationally? See below for international delivery options.

International Standard Tracked

Republic of Ireland - £5.99
Delivered within 5-7 working days

USA & Eurozone A - £7.99
Delivered within 5-15 working days

Australia, Canada, Hong Kong, New Zealand & Eurozone B - £10.99
Delivered within 5-15 working days

Rest of the World - £14.99
Delivered within 5-15 working days

International Express Tracked

Republic of Ireland - £13.99
Delivered within 4-5 working days

USA & Eurozone A - £14.99
Delivered within 4-7 working days

Australia, Canada, Hong Kong, New Zealand & Eurozone B - £14.99
Delivered within 4-7 working days

Rest of the World - £19.99
Delivered within 4-7 working days

Eurozone A countries: Austria, Croatia, Belgium, Czech Republic, France, Germany, Italy, The Netherlands, Poland, Portugal, Spain.

Eurozone B countries: Bulgaria, Denmark, Sweden, Estonia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Slovenia, Switzerland.

 

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All orders are dispatched in discreet, unbranded packaging for your privacy, and will show as 'AS Ltd' on your bank statement.



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